Social Ineptivity (A Poem)
In case you havent heard yet
of my hindering disease,
that’s social and inept in one,
it’s “Social Ineptivity!”
Yes, I speak a little too loudly,
and I named my doggie “Dog.”
Even though I’m not a toilet,
my mouth sometimes get clogged
with words I meant to say before,
and comebacks not too nice,
like “Yo momma is so fat,
I got lost walking around her twice.”
And when I start to tell a story,
I realize nobody cares,
so I fade into the background
and pretend that I’m not there.
I join those convos in the middle
of some foolish person’s words,
so half the time, they turn to me,
and tell me, “You’re a nerd!”
So now I’ve told you all about
my hindering disease.
Don’t stay or you might catch the bug
of “Social Ineptivity.”
